i guess even vampires get the shakes.
This patient must not vomit! …the readers on the other hand. wtf is that?
creepy quintuplet tested, creepy quintuplet approved.
are you tired of your wife freaking out every time a moth gets “jazz hands”?
mmm… nondescript meat is my favorite kind of meat. meat!
make sure you don’t jam the wrong chemical into your ladyparts
Teddy Ballgame approved!
Lead! It will solve all of our problems! mmmm…lead.
A later ad, this one not actually appalling in its misogyny. Let’s hear it for the broads!