PEP - the preferred vitamins of indentured servitude! By Kellogg, for some reason.

A projector so simple, you can even use it when your giant misshaped breasts block your view of the controls.

Makes your shoes shiny enough to throw at a broad!

Yes, think of this overly-sexualized eye candy as your mother.

make sure you don’t jam the wrong chemical into your ladyparts

A later ad, this one not actually appalling in its misogyny. Let’s hear it for the broads!

I like to think of myself as a “Neck to Knee” specialist with the ladies.